PureFit Outdoor Curtains: Backyard Makeover or Breezy Headache?

Thinking about giving your back porch or deck a smidge more privacy—and perhaps saving your eyes from the late afternoon sun that never seems to quit? The PureFit Outdoor Curtains might catch your eye. At first glance, they seem like a quick fix for the neighbor’s prying glance or that patch of glaring light that always ruins your happy hour. But, just like that half-finished chicken coop I keep promising my folks, there are a few quirks worth knowing before you swan-dive into checkout.

So, here’s the scoop.

If you’re envisioning something heavy and storm-worthy—think thick as an old barn tarp—these curtains are NOT it. We’re talking lightweight polyester panels that hang easy and feel soft, but they’re more “gently swaying in the breeze” than “standing firm in a mountain windstorm.” The color’s neutral, so you don’t have to play matchmaker with your outdoor stuff (they slide in next to wildflower beds or faded rocking chairs without drama).

Installation is simple enough. Velcro tabs up top are a nice change from those annoying metal grommets that always seem to catch my fingers. Just know that the “instructions” are about as helpful as my uncle’s barbecue directions (“Just eyeball it”). You might spend a minute spinning panels the wrong way, but unless you’ve never hung a curtain before, you’ll manage.

Weather-wise, here’s the trick:
These curtains will absolutely shrug off a little drizzle—and if your seat cushions are precious, that’s already a win. But wind laughs at them. Out here in Asheville, one honest breeze and you’ll watch those panels flapping like the signal flags at a sailboat race. If you’re even half as stubborn as my old dog during thunderstorms, you’ll want to add weights or fashion a DIY tie-down—otherwise you’re re-hanging curtains between every cider run. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

As for sun, the fabric does an okay job keeping fading and UV at bay. Light gets through, so you’re not hosting porch dinner in the dark, but nosy passersby can’t see what variety of chips you’re serving. I call that a win on both fronts.

On the not-so-charming side: once in a while, you might unwrap these and discover a random spot or mark that shouldn’t be there. It’s not an every-box thing, but enough that you’ll want to give them a shake and maybe a quick wash before inviting people over for a fancy patio brunch. Oh, and for bigger patios (or porch railings that seem to go on forever), do me a favor: measure first, and don’t trust your memory. These panels cover a decent space, but “decent” is no match for my in-laws’ sprawling deck.

If your goal is simple: make the space feel cozy, block the weird glare off the back neighbor’s grill, and get people asking “Where’d you get those?”—these do the trick. Want a year-round, “hurricane season can’t shake me” solution? Sorry, chief, they’ll need some backup.

A few field notes, straight from the trenches: - Tack on some weights at the bottom for windy days—saves you a lot of running outside mid-burger flip. - Don’t get precious about tiebacks. Use what works: zip ties, string, maybe a bit of rope. Function over fashion when a storm blows in. - Take a moment to look them over out of the package. If something’s amiss, better to catch it before you’re playing host. - Whatever you do, measure your space twice unless you want accidental “designer air gaps” ruining your privacy.

Bottom line: For an easy update, some genuine privacy, and a low-stress setup that won’t break the bank, PureFit gets the job done. Just set your expectations—these are for lazy afternoons and family cookouts, not Appalachian wind tunnels or ongoing home improvement contests. If you’re willing to tinker a bit and make some mountain-smart adjustments, they mesh right in with a backyard built for good times.

But don’t skip the weights. Seriously. The wind is unforgiving, y’all.